TrophyBoard Guarantee - 100 Years!
The Generational - 100 Year Guarantee
“Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.” - Tommy Boy
If you love this quote as much as we do then you’ve also heard the expression, Quality, Quick, Cheap...pick two. Hey, it might be a cliche’, but it’s a cliche’ for good reason, it’s true more times than it’s not.
Here's what you need to know. We’re confident in our Gambrel-Cutting Board System. So confident in fact that we offer a 100 year replacement on all HangryBrand TrophyBoards.
This may not be your Granddad's gambrel, but your Grandchildren will fight over it!
If any HangryBrand TrophyBoard fails, we will replace it, period.
We Guarantee they will not:
- Chip,
- Peel,
- Crack,
- Corrode,
- Rot, or
- Rust.
- Nor will the TrophyBoard ever break under the weight of an animal.
Registration Made Easy:
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Option 1: Buy direct from us (Order online at HangryBrand.com, or buy them during an Expo we're attending)
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It's as easy as that! We have a record of the name the purchase was under when you buy from us.
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It's as easy as that! We have a record of the name the purchase was under when you buy from us.
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Option #2: Purchase from any of our Retail partners
- Simply confirm your purchase by emailing us at HangryOutdoors@gmail.com with a copy of your receipt.
Additional Deets:
- Your TrophyBoard won't let you down, but if the day comes where you're not satisfied with the performance we want to know about it.
- Email us. Include your mailing address and a picture of the product.
- Your replacement TrophyBoard will arrive shortly (Don’t stop hunting :)).
- It’s that simple. Our commitment to you and to the sport we love.
In spite of our great taste in comedies, we do have a TrophyBoard guarantee. We’re proud of the quality of our Gambrel-Cutting Board Systems; equally proud that we manufacture them in the USA; and grateful that our Patent was approved across several Countries. We hope your proud of providing venison for meals and watching your family sit around the campfires and dinner tables enjoying the conversations and comradery as much as we do ;).
We're also proud of the lengths we go to avoid hyperbole in our advertising. It’s difficult to find an article, website, or product that doesn’t claim to be ‘The best,’ ‘highest-quality,’ ‘top of the line,’ ‘supreme,’ unmatched,’ you get the picture. If you ‘catch’ us using hyperbole take us to task on it (we’ll even send you a complimentary gift right after we submit our retraction).