Fishing Lure Guarantee - Lifetime!
The HangryBrand Lifetime Guarantee
"Now I'm ready to lay in on the line. You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide. Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind. A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside....it's my dick in a box." - SNL Hopeless Romantics
Samberg's & Timberlake's 2006 SNL short characters were 'wise enough to know when a gift needs given,' and knew just how to show their significant others that they were 'second to none'. So if you too have someone out there to impress just follow these three simple steps: 1.) One, cut a hole in a box, 2.) Two, put your newly purchased HangryBrand lure in that box, 3.) Three, make them open the box.
The bottom line is this. You can’t sell a lure for $6 in a tackle shop that are Made in the USA by blue-blooded Americans; with a Patented design process & Patented lure action; and that are equipped with quality hooks & terminal tackle..., not ones where the quality assurance standards are backed by the first of it's kind Lifetime Guarantee! Hard stop.
We call that a purchase "real special" every day of the week and twice on Sunday. And, you can only give a gift worth giving if you make the right purchase to begin with.
Here’s what we believe:
- Designs should not flake completely off a lure
- Clearcoats should not turn yellow
- Lures should not break
- Terminal tackle should not fail
- Hooks should not straighten out
We’re so confident in how we manufacture our fishing lures that we offer replacement on all HangryBrand lures for a Lifetime. If any HangryBrand lure fails while catching a fish, we will replace it, period (Sorry, we don’t cover snapping turtles).
Registration Made Easy:
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Option 1: Buy direct from us (Order online at HangryBrand.com, or buy them during an Expo we're attending)
- It's as easy as that! We have a record of the name the purchase was under when you buy from us.
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Option #2: Purchase from any of our Retail partners
- Simply confirm your purchase by emailing us at HangryOutdoors@gmail.com with a copy of your receipt.
Additional Deets:
- Our fishing lures won't let you down, but if the day comes where you're not satisfied with the performance we want to know about it.
- Email us. Include your mailing address and a picture of the product.
- Your replacement lure will arrive shortly (In the meantime don’t stop Fishing :)).
- It’s that simple. Our commitment to you and to the sport we love.
In addition to our great taste in comedies, we do have a fishing lure guarantee. We’re proud of the quality of our lures; proud that we manufacture them in the USA; and equally proud of their effectiveness. We hope you enjoy the days out on the water using our lures half as much as we've enjoyed building them for you ;).
We're also proud of the lengths we go to avoid hyperbole in our advertising. It’s difficult to find an article, website, or product that doesn’t claim to be ‘The best,’ ‘highest-quality,’ ‘top of the line,’ ‘supreme,’ unmatched,’ you get the picture. If you ‘catch’ us using hyperbole take us to task on it (we’ll even send you a complimentary gift right after we submit our retraction).